Wrote a TV ad when I was 10 years old:

Int. Interrogation room.

The room is dim and filled with cigarette smoke. Two men sit on opposite sides of a table. One of them is a cop, the other one is an evil looking criminal. On the table lays a truth detector.

Cop

Did you do it?

Criminal 

No.

The machine makes a troubling sound – it can’t tell if the criminal is telling the truth. The cop looks disappointed.

Cop

We all know you did it! All we need is your confession!

The door opens and another cop throws in a package of Läckerol. The cop catches the package in a super cool way and the frame freezes on his hand and the package.

Packshot:
Läckerol – makes people talk

The end

Not sure what this says about me.